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No Volvo for Denise

Uber-tan Charlie Sheen ex Denise Richards crashed and burned this past week when she went AWOL at a Manhattan Volvo opening she was supposed to attend. The blonde-tressed stunner was supposed to make an appearance at the event in exchange for a free Volvo, but never showed.

Denise's reps deny that she was ever contacted for the event, but at least one insider says she simply failed to show, reports the Daily News.

Instead, the not-as-blonde Marcia Gay Harden made an appearance.