Monday, September 24, 2007

Britney's rules!

THE BRITNEY RULE BOOK

WORLD EXCLUSIVE

BRITNEY made dozens of bizarre hygiene demands on her workers—while she burped and farted in front of them.

Click to see video message from Britney's bodyguard:

The "demeaning" staff rules were spelt out to Tony on his first day.

He said: "I was told: ‘Don't stink around Britney. Make sure you use cologne and deodorant.

"Don't sweat in her presence—so, as a big guy, I was constantly having to wash my face when I was around her.

"Make sure you've cut your nails. Use mints so she can't be disgusted by your breath.

"Don't stare at her. Act coy when she walks around naked. Don't look at her bottom when she is getting in and out of a vehicle.

"Don't eat in front of her. Her standards were extreme."But Britney— who once made a bodyguard wash a laundry load of bras—was not the most pleasant person to be around.

Tony said: "She has a terrible farting and burping problem. She burps and farts A LOT."

And Tony revealed that Britney expected TWO cups of Starbucks coffee each day when she got up between 1pm and 2pm.

"She would want either ‘The Hot One'—a grande vanilla latte—or ‘The Cold One'—a grande mocha frappe.

"She would only ever have one but I always had to fetch her both. It was such a waste."

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